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Personal Information:
My name is _________________________. I am an American who, clearly, has had too much to drink. Please return me to _____________________. All I need is a pillow and a couple of Tylenol. If, per chance, I have happened to hurt myself, please contact ______________________ at ________________. He/She is my ____________. I'm not normally like this. I swear. PS: If I happen to die while on your watch, please tell everyone that my final words were COME ON YOU SPURS!
London-Area Phone Numbers:
+ Police/Medical Emergency
999
+ Police Non-Emergency
020 7230 1212
My name is _________________________. I am an American who, clearly, has had too much to drink. Please return me to _____________________. All I need is a pillow and a couple of Tylenol. If, per chance, I have happened to hurt myself, please contact ______________________ at ________________. He/She is my ____________. I'm not normally like this. I swear. PS: If I happen to die while on your watch, please tell everyone that my final words were COME ON YOU SPURS!
London-Area Phone Numbers:
+ Police/Medical Emergency
999
+ Police Non-Emergency
020 7230 1212
Personal Information: My name is _________________________. I am an American or Canadian who, clearly, has had too much fun for one day. Beer pumped by hand??? Another! Another! Another! Anyway, please return me to _____________________. All I really need is a pillow and a couple of Tylenol. If, per chance, I have managed to hurt myself (again), please contact ______________________ at _____________. He/She is my ____________. I'm not normally like this. I swear. PS: If I happen to die while on your watch, please tell everyone that my final words were COME ON YOU SPURS!
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